huhu.. baB q makin susah aja :(
kyna kudu dikluarin tapi rangsangan "mules"na itu nda cukup
jadina pas nyampe wc cumaisa dudduk bengong dan ga keluar2 :(
q target mw baB dl sblm ke anyer
lebih nyaman baB dirumah drpd di anyeR O__o
kemaRin beLajar abiz2an
berhubung hari sblmna cm beLajar 1 padahal target 2
tp maaYan kemarin isa beLajar 3 :D
hR ini si antara 2 lah.. soaLna uda masuk ke keLainan susa banget..
duhh -___- kebuRu ga ya.. mana keLainan ada 3 dan banyak2'
belom ada pemeriksaan yg ada 3 juga @__@
hueeHH!
beBi !
meT bubu :3
q mw caRi yg imuD" dl ;)
Senin, 29 September 2008
Sabtu, 27 September 2008
iah ndudh... q jg baru blk dr karawaci... =p
Td ddrnya lmyn seru... 4 jem nonstop gt... Sampe maw muntah... @_@
Si jevon sudah meningkat pesat lho.. Q jd merasa q makin cupu.. >.<
Td skalian bli stir jg di ace hardware.. warnanya coklat kaya jati gt.. >=3
Td maen ddr bnyk coba lagu baru.. Trus si jevon terobsesi dengan afronova mix yang challenge.. Untungnya bs berhasil lho... q jd merasa bangga.. >=3
Trus dvd pesanan q da dtg jg... Bs bnyk film buat ditonton.. hohoho... =p
Q kadang" bingung... Q kan uda bilang kl q lg maen dota susah buat bls sms.. Karena berpengaruh ke player lain... >.<
Tp ndudh ngerasa q selalu blsnya buru"... Skrg mank kl q bales lama" km jg seneng? >.<
Q jg smpt kesel gara" q sms ga dibls... Mana janji ndudh yg ga bkl ktdrn lg dilanggar lg... Q ngerasa q ga worthed untuk ndudh.. makanya ndudh ga maw usahain bgt janji ndudh... >.<
Yah itu cm sdkt dr perasaan q.. Maap kl ternyata salah... >.<
Td ddrnya lmyn seru... 4 jem nonstop gt... Sampe maw muntah... @_@
Si jevon sudah meningkat pesat lho.. Q jd merasa q makin cupu.. >.<
Td skalian bli stir jg di ace hardware.. warnanya coklat kaya jati gt.. >=3
Td maen ddr bnyk coba lagu baru.. Trus si jevon terobsesi dengan afronova mix yang challenge.. Untungnya bs berhasil lho... q jd merasa bangga.. >=3
Trus dvd pesanan q da dtg jg... Bs bnyk film buat ditonton.. hohoho... =p
Q kadang" bingung... Q kan uda bilang kl q lg maen dota susah buat bls sms.. Karena berpengaruh ke player lain... >.<
Tp ndudh ngerasa q selalu blsnya buru"... Skrg mank kl q bales lama" km jg seneng? >.<
Q jg smpt kesel gara" q sms ga dibls... Mana janji ndudh yg ga bkl ktdrn lg dilanggar lg... Q ngerasa q ga worthed untuk ndudh.. makanya ndudh ga maw usahain bgt janji ndudh... >.<
Yah itu cm sdkt dr perasaan q.. Maap kl ternyata salah... >.<
Jumat, 26 September 2008
pagi pagi menyanyi
paGih.. :)
pagi ini aq menyanyi lHo..GG
ada 4 lagu lagi
sebenarna isi dari lagu ini buad permintaan maap q ke mbuL :)
n ketika diterima q seneng banged >__<
kapan" q post lirikna kesini .. GG >3
terus hari ini uda mulai libur lebaran sampe senen depan, n masuk lagi 7 oktober :D
tapi ini merupakan liburan yang.. pahit tepatnya..
karena aq harus belajar hematom
susa abiz :(
huhu harus disiplin nda boleh tergoda +___+
smoga isa kelar n lancar.. amin!
tp sblmna maen game dl dung ampe jem12an :3
mbUl & roy sedang otw ke karawaci buad dDr-an bareng jepOn
mbuL heph pun :)
pagi ini aq menyanyi lHo..GG
ada 4 lagu lagi
sebenarna isi dari lagu ini buad permintaan maap q ke mbuL :)
n ketika diterima q seneng banged >__<
kapan" q post lirikna kesini .. GG >3
terus hari ini uda mulai libur lebaran sampe senen depan, n masuk lagi 7 oktober :D
tapi ini merupakan liburan yang.. pahit tepatnya..
karena aq harus belajar hematom
susa abiz :(
huhu harus disiplin nda boleh tergoda +___+
smoga isa kelar n lancar.. amin!
tp sblmna maen game dl dung ampe jem12an :3
mbUl & roy sedang otw ke karawaci buad dDr-an bareng jepOn
mbuL heph pun :)
Kamis, 25 September 2008
wee.. kalo dijadiin 1 ama kelinci, isa" hamsterna di pantatin ama kelinci :3
tp bisa aja malah sebaliknya lho, soalna pernah kejadian tikus gigit kaki kelinci ampe kelinci na mati :(
iah mbul..
tadi barusan diajarin ky gmn itu pungsi vena alias ambil darah
wuih aq sebetulna aga serem juga nanti kalo praktekna gimana
yg pasti tentunya momen2 menusuknya itu lho @__@
ndudh uda pernah praktekin langsung ama orang?
ajarin yah :3
mbul juga uda janji mw ajarin lho :3
abis oL buad bales blog mgk mw nyalin2 lagi
maLes ni entah kenapam, setiap maw les mandarin pasti bawaan hati juga males -__-
ngomon2 soal margareth yg mnta surat keterangan. masa mintanya istirahat 2 bulan? @__@
q blg ama bokap, bokap nolak, katanya kl yang namanya istirahat 2 bulan = istirahat dirumah sakit
q pribadi si aga percaya ga percaya masa istirahat 2 bulan krn tipes?
marga nya bilang ga bole cape2
tp mungkin menurud ku ga diidentikan dengan istirahat ful kali ~__~"
swt d @__@
akhirna marga mintanya 2mggu aja tp mntanya 10 oktober nanti
aneh2 aja --"
tadi sblm pulang niadtan maw ke english club.. cm alhasil ga sanggup ga brani dateng ndiri >.< bingung nanti mw ngapain yah.. huhu padahal q si suka cuma nda ada temennya.. ada si temen 1 angkatan cuma nda gitu deket..
tp bisa aja malah sebaliknya lho, soalna pernah kejadian tikus gigit kaki kelinci ampe kelinci na mati :(
iah mbul..
tadi barusan diajarin ky gmn itu pungsi vena alias ambil darah
wuih aq sebetulna aga serem juga nanti kalo praktekna gimana
yg pasti tentunya momen2 menusuknya itu lho @__@
ndudh uda pernah praktekin langsung ama orang?
ajarin yah :3
mbul juga uda janji mw ajarin lho :3
abis oL buad bales blog mgk mw nyalin2 lagi
maLes ni entah kenapam, setiap maw les mandarin pasti bawaan hati juga males -__-
ngomon2 soal margareth yg mnta surat keterangan. masa mintanya istirahat 2 bulan? @__@
q blg ama bokap, bokap nolak, katanya kl yang namanya istirahat 2 bulan = istirahat dirumah sakit
q pribadi si aga percaya ga percaya masa istirahat 2 bulan krn tipes?
marga nya bilang ga bole cape2
tp mungkin menurud ku ga diidentikan dengan istirahat ful kali ~__~"
swt d @__@
akhirna marga mintanya 2mggu aja tp mntanya 10 oktober nanti
aneh2 aja --"
tadi sblm pulang niadtan maw ke english club.. cm alhasil ga sanggup ga brani dateng ndiri >.< bingung nanti mw ngapain yah.. huhu padahal q si suka cuma nda ada temennya.. ada si temen 1 angkatan cuma nda gitu deket..
Rabu, 24 September 2008
Night tuinQ....
Malem jg bul"...
Si mbul lg nyalin catetan.. Dasar si rajin.. >=3
Hue.. q ga tersipu tuh... km aja yg ge-er kali.. =P
Q uda kelar maen dota... skrg lg browsing anime.. ada yg jual dvd anime cm 10k lho.. trus byr biaya pengiriman 6k per 1 kg dvd.. Q akhirnya pesen minami-ke, Full metal Panic, suzu haru sama kaze no stigma.. Katanya bagus... =P
Bsk jg maw maen bultang skalian ganti pelek kijang.. Trus tgl 1 kynya q jd maw ke anyer lho.. tp maw nginep di caritanya.. Ndudh ke carita sini.. >3
Td ndudh ketakutan ya, pkrnya q maw berbuat mesum... xixixi... pippp.. =)
Mbul ciayo.. pasti bs belajarnya... Percaya diri dunk.. q aja bs lulus.. =)
Yah pelihara aja kapan" jadikan 1 dgn kelinci.. tuinq.. (o''o)
Saatnya makan time... ^o^
Si mbul lg nyalin catetan.. Dasar si rajin.. >=3
Hue.. q ga tersipu tuh... km aja yg ge-er kali.. =P
Q uda kelar maen dota... skrg lg browsing anime.. ada yg jual dvd anime cm 10k lho.. trus byr biaya pengiriman 6k per 1 kg dvd.. Q akhirnya pesen minami-ke, Full metal Panic, suzu haru sama kaze no stigma.. Katanya bagus... =P
Bsk jg maw maen bultang skalian ganti pelek kijang.. Trus tgl 1 kynya q jd maw ke anyer lho.. tp maw nginep di caritanya.. Ndudh ke carita sini.. >3
Td ndudh ketakutan ya, pkrnya q maw berbuat mesum... xixixi... pippp.. =)
Mbul ciayo.. pasti bs belajarnya... Percaya diri dunk.. q aja bs lulus.. =)
Yah pelihara aja kapan" jadikan 1 dgn kelinci.. tuinq.. (o''o)
Saatnya makan time... ^o^
maLam bLogz..
q baru aja kelar beres" :D
hari ini tidak aakn ketiduran! +__+
btw tadi di mobiL mbul bertanya q seneng nda si hari ini, q kangen nda si
q jawab dg tersipu" :3
yg pasti adalah
aq selalu seneng kok kalo isa ktmu ndudh ^^v
dan q kangen dung :3
pengen rasanya bubu di perud mbUl yg endud
ngmg2 soal enDud
td mbUl saLting gt dibilang endud
pipp >3
mgk kah ada rahasia dibalik itu? :o
terus semped liad hamster2 di gajahmada
ya ampun lucu amattt
tindakan mereka itu secepat machine gun gitu..
wkwkw
ada yg tiban2an
ada yg mondar mandir
ada yg kejepit
lucu
>___<
pengen rasanya meliara
tp mungkin bukan sekarnag
aq si uda tau pasti kalo aq meliara di jaman" aq kul, sibuk, ketiduran, males, isa" ujungna ga kerawat itu hamster @__@
jadi mungkin someday.. yah.. someday..
dan aq berangan" mw peliaranya lgs banyak biar mereka isa tiban"an :3
kl ndirian kan kesepian.. pipp
huFf..
aq berharap minggu ini cepat berakhir.. kenapa?
karena aq butek ama kuliah
emang sih kuliahna ga sepenuh nya ngebosenin
cuma aq takut bahannya banyak banget
karena aq merasa bahanna ini susah :(
buktinya tadi kaya kuliah tentang kelainan erit na dr.rebeka
aq kaya mati kutu
padahal sblmna aq bilang ke wibi aq lebih ngerti kul dr.rebeka drpd dr.marina
tapi x ini aq mati kutu ama kuliahnya @__@
kyaa @__@
mana aq juga takud skills labna.. fuhh :3
libur 1 minggu lebaran merupakan berkah
jadi isa nyicil belajar,
kalo nda ada libur'
aq ama elly uda taruhan psti ga akan keburu belajar buad ujian pertama @__@
q baru aja kelar beres" :D
hari ini tidak aakn ketiduran! +__+
btw tadi di mobiL mbul bertanya q seneng nda si hari ini, q kangen nda si
q jawab dg tersipu" :3
yg pasti adalah
aq selalu seneng kok kalo isa ktmu ndudh ^^v
dan q kangen dung :3
pengen rasanya bubu di perud mbUl yg endud
ngmg2 soal enDud
td mbUl saLting gt dibilang endud
pipp >3
mgk kah ada rahasia dibalik itu? :o
terus semped liad hamster2 di gajahmada
ya ampun lucu amattt
tindakan mereka itu secepat machine gun gitu..
wkwkw
ada yg tiban2an
ada yg mondar mandir
ada yg kejepit
lucu
>___<
pengen rasanya meliara
tp mungkin bukan sekarnag
aq si uda tau pasti kalo aq meliara di jaman" aq kul, sibuk, ketiduran, males, isa" ujungna ga kerawat itu hamster @__@
jadi mungkin someday.. yah.. someday..
dan aq berangan" mw peliaranya lgs banyak biar mereka isa tiban"an :3
kl ndirian kan kesepian.. pipp
huFf..
aq berharap minggu ini cepat berakhir.. kenapa?
karena aq butek ama kuliah
emang sih kuliahna ga sepenuh nya ngebosenin
cuma aq takut bahannya banyak banget
karena aq merasa bahanna ini susah :(
buktinya tadi kaya kuliah tentang kelainan erit na dr.rebeka
aq kaya mati kutu
padahal sblmna aq bilang ke wibi aq lebih ngerti kul dr.rebeka drpd dr.marina
tapi x ini aq mati kutu ama kuliahnya @__@
kyaa @__@
mana aq juga takud skills labna.. fuhh :3
libur 1 minggu lebaran merupakan berkah
jadi isa nyicil belajar,
kalo nda ada libur'
aq ama elly uda taruhan psti ga akan keburu belajar buad ujian pertama @__@
Selasa, 23 September 2008
hueH.. giLe
ugh.. aq emang pOLos, mudah ditipu >___<;
hueH.. beBi cheeR up dung!
kemarin mbuL bilang ada yg ndaq isa
hari ini mbuL blg bisa
guD" >=3
kL menurudku si q yakin ndudh bisa! alias lulus :)
hueH.. memasuki bLok baru yaitu bLok hematologi
super giLe dach!
uda kuliahna banyak -__-
bahanna susah dimengerti -__-
banyak yg harus dihapal -__-
kePala pusing -__-
masuk pagi mpe sore -__-
uda pulang panas banget -__-
ngomong2 soal panas entah kenapa 2 hari ini panas mataharinya menyengat abis
emang si aq plgna kan jem2an
tapi biasanya nda pernah sepanas ini deh
kata elly dunia uda kiamat @_@
bokap juga mengeluh panas banget
berarti bukan aq doang yg ngerasa gt @___@
lanjuD!
giLe..
uda ada skills labna banyak -__-
skills labna susa -__-
1x topik banyak -__-
menurunkan semangad utk belajar -__-
ga yakin isa nyuntiQ -__-
huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu T__________________________________________________________T
hueH.. beBi cheeR up dung!
kemarin mbuL bilang ada yg ndaq isa
hari ini mbuL blg bisa
guD" >=3
kL menurudku si q yakin ndudh bisa! alias lulus :)
hueH.. memasuki bLok baru yaitu bLok hematologi
super giLe dach!
uda kuliahna banyak -__-
bahanna susah dimengerti -__-
banyak yg harus dihapal -__-
kePala pusing -__-
masuk pagi mpe sore -__-
uda pulang panas banget -__-
ngomong2 soal panas entah kenapa 2 hari ini panas mataharinya menyengat abis
emang si aq plgna kan jem2an
tapi biasanya nda pernah sepanas ini deh
kata elly dunia uda kiamat @_@
bokap juga mengeluh panas banget
berarti bukan aq doang yg ngerasa gt @___@
lanjuD!
giLe..
uda ada skills labna banyak -__-
skills labna susa -__-
1x topik banyak -__-
menurunkan semangad utk belajar -__-
ga yakin isa nyuntiQ -__-
huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu T__________________________________________________________T
Sabtu, 20 September 2008
Lho...
Lho.. aq ga menipu kok.. Kamu aja yang maw ditipu... pifff... >=3
Q baru aja kelar ujian OSCE pertama... Td dpt giliran plg trakhir gt... mana blom makan dr pagi... @_@
Td pas masuk ruang ujian jg sempet serem gt.. Soalnya pengujinya tampangnya serius" gt..
Sampe smpt salah ngmg kaki kiri jadi kanan... huhuhu... =.="
Secara keseluruhan sih bs.. tp dr 10 ada 2 yang q ga bs tepatnya 1 ga kelar.. karena trakhir pas q mo jahit simpulnya.. benangnya putus... swt bgt.. @_@
Trus pas nulis resep q ga taw obat sesak napas apa namanya... >.<
Mana rata" harus 85 lg baru lulus.. Huhuhu... Mdh"an bs lulus semua... Aminn... =)
Ndudh lg keliling" megangin buntut pengantin.. xixixi... =P
Q baru aja kelar ujian OSCE pertama... Td dpt giliran plg trakhir gt... mana blom makan dr pagi... @_@
Td pas masuk ruang ujian jg sempet serem gt.. Soalnya pengujinya tampangnya serius" gt..
Sampe smpt salah ngmg kaki kiri jadi kanan... huhuhu... =.="
Secara keseluruhan sih bs.. tp dr 10 ada 2 yang q ga bs tepatnya 1 ga kelar.. karena trakhir pas q mo jahit simpulnya.. benangnya putus... swt bgt.. @_@
Trus pas nulis resep q ga taw obat sesak napas apa namanya... >.<
Mana rata" harus 85 lg baru lulus.. Huhuhu... Mdh"an bs lulus semua... Aminn... =)
Ndudh lg keliling" megangin buntut pengantin.. xixixi... =P
Jumat, 19 September 2008
aq ditipu O__o
idihhh~ aq ditipuuu kyaaaaa >___________________________________<~
masa aq ditipu mbuL yg bermasker wajah roy? O_________o
pipp >3
hari ini baru aja kelar fitting2
para gila sdr ku mepet abis
setelah ditanya2 ternyata emg dia juga sibuk ada kerjaan
dan cuti cuma isa diambil 3 hari
jadi maw ga maw ya mepet gitu
mana aq harus ksana nyampe jem 4 pagi lagi besoQ
uhuQ
huQ
hu
u~
pipp >=3
mbuL go go
pertama eneK"
tp kl uda kelar ujian
uda
Plongg~
siPz..
:)
masa aq ditipu mbuL yg bermasker wajah roy? O_________o
pipp >3
hari ini baru aja kelar fitting2
para gila sdr ku mepet abis
setelah ditanya2 ternyata emg dia juga sibuk ada kerjaan
dan cuti cuma isa diambil 3 hari
jadi maw ga maw ya mepet gitu
mana aq harus ksana nyampe jem 4 pagi lagi besoQ
uhuQ
huQ
hu
u~
pipp >=3
mbuL go go
pertama eneK"
tp kl uda kelar ujian
uda
Plongg~
siPz..
:)
Tuinq
Tuinq.. q baru aja kelar mam bubur... Pala q sudah pusink kebnykn mengulang hal yang sama... @_@
Tp mst ttp semangat krn bsk ujian.. Ciayoo... =p
Rencana hari ini mo mengulang 1 kl lg sblm bobo... =)
Ndudh wish me luck yah buat bsk... =)
Dah.. rehat time dl.. =P
Tp mst ttp semangat krn bsk ujian.. Ciayoo... =p
Rencana hari ini mo mengulang 1 kl lg sblm bobo... =)
Ndudh wish me luck yah buat bsk... =)
Dah.. rehat time dl.. =P
* My teacher yelled me
Margaret: Why are you so upset?
Debbie: My teacher just yelled at me for something
I didn't do !
Margaret: What ?
Debbie: My Homework...
* "Why are men and women so different?"
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
A woman marries a man expecting that he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
Margaret: Why are you so upset?
Debbie: My teacher just yelled at me for something
I didn't do !
Margaret: What ?
Debbie: My Homework...
* "Why are men and women so different?"
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
A woman marries a man expecting that he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
Rabu, 17 September 2008
Surat Cinta Seorang Hacker
Seandainya hatimu adalah sebuah system,
maka aku akan scan kamu untuk mengetahui port mana yang terbuka Sehingga tidak ada keraguan saat aku c:\>nc -l -o -v -e ke hatimu, tapi aku hanya berani ping di belakang anonymouse proxy, inikah rasanya jatuh cinta sehingga membuatku seperti pecundang atau aku memang pecundang sejati, whatever!
Seandainya hatimu adalah sebuah system,
ingin rasanya aku manfaatkan vulnerabilities-mu, pake PHP injection, terus aku ls -la; find / -perm 777 -type d, sehingga aku tahu kalau di hatimu ada folder yang bisa ditulisi atau adakah free space buat aku. Atau apakah aku harus pasang backdoor “Remote Connect-Back Shell”, jadi aku tinggal nunggu koneksi dari kamu saja, biar aku tidak merana seperti ini.
Seandainya hatimu adalah sebuah system,
saat semua request-ku diterima aku akan nongkrong terus di bugtraq untuk mengetahui bug terbarumu maka aku akan patch ‘n pacth terus, aku akan jaga service-mu jangan sampai crash dan aku akan menjadi firewall-mu aku akan pasang portsentry, dan men-setting error page-mu “The page cannot be found Coz Has Been Owned by Someone. Get out!”. Aku janji gak bakalan ada malicious program atau service yang hidden, karena aku sangat sayang dan mencintaimu.
Seandainya hatimu adalah sebuah system,
jangan ada kata “You dont have permission to access it” untuk aku, kalau gak mau di ping flood atau DDos Attack, jangan ah…! Kamu harus menjadi sang bidadari penyelamatku.
Seandainya hatimu adalah sebuah system,
…?
Tapi sayang hatimu bukanlah sebuah system,
kamu adalah sang bidadari impianku, yang telah mengacaukan systemku!
Suatu saat nanti aku akan datang dan mengatakan kalau di hatiku sudah terinfeksi virus yang menghanyutkan, gak ada anti virus yang dapat menangkalnya selain… kamu.
maka aku akan scan kamu untuk mengetahui port mana yang terbuka Sehingga tidak ada keraguan saat aku c:\>nc -l -o -v -e ke hatimu, tapi aku hanya berani ping di belakang anonymouse proxy, inikah rasanya jatuh cinta sehingga membuatku seperti pecundang atau aku memang pecundang sejati, whatever!
Seandainya hatimu adalah sebuah system,
ingin rasanya aku manfaatkan vulnerabilities-mu, pake PHP injection, terus aku ls -la; find / -perm 777 -type d, sehingga aku tahu kalau di hatimu ada folder yang bisa ditulisi atau adakah free space buat aku. Atau apakah aku harus pasang backdoor “Remote Connect-Back Shell”, jadi aku tinggal nunggu koneksi dari kamu saja, biar aku tidak merana seperti ini.
Seandainya hatimu adalah sebuah system,
saat semua request-ku diterima aku akan nongkrong terus di bugtraq untuk mengetahui bug terbarumu maka aku akan patch ‘n pacth terus, aku akan jaga service-mu jangan sampai crash dan aku akan menjadi firewall-mu aku akan pasang portsentry, dan men-setting error page-mu “The page cannot be found Coz Has Been Owned by Someone. Get out!”. Aku janji gak bakalan ada malicious program atau service yang hidden, karena aku sangat sayang dan mencintaimu.
Seandainya hatimu adalah sebuah system,
jangan ada kata “You dont have permission to access it” untuk aku, kalau gak mau di ping flood atau DDos Attack, jangan ah…! Kamu harus menjadi sang bidadari penyelamatku.
Seandainya hatimu adalah sebuah system,
…?
Tapi sayang hatimu bukanlah sebuah system,
kamu adalah sang bidadari impianku, yang telah mengacaukan systemku!
Suatu saat nanti aku akan datang dan mengatakan kalau di hatiku sudah terinfeksi virus yang menghanyutkan, gak ada anti virus yang dapat menangkalnya selain… kamu.
Funny Again?
1. Liars
A soldier went to his C.O., a colonel, and askd leave to go home because his wife was ill.
"I don't like to refuse, John," said the CO, "but as a matter of fact, I've just had a letter from your wife saying she was allright now and, therefore, leave is not necessary".
The man saluted and turned to go. At the door he stopped, turned and remarked: "Colonel, there are two whopping liars in this regiment, and I'm one of them. I'm not married".
2. The quiet Burglar
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the
burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.
"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house
without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"
3. Satisfying girlfriend
A young man had a new girl friend, whom he wanted to impress, so he invited her to go to a world famous restaurant with him one evening. They dined wonderfully and had numerous drinks; they danced until midnight, and there was a polished musical entertainment. The girl enjoyed the entire evening, and was suitably impressed by everything she saw, including several film stars. Then the waiter brought the bill at the end of the evening, and when the young man saw how much he had to pay, he was so socked by the total that he went as white as a sheet.
The helpful waiter, who was watching his face, thought he might be going to faint, so he quickly poured out a glass of ice-cold water and emptied it over the young man’s head . Then he took the bill back and added to it: “Iced water: 50p”.
A soldier went to his C.O., a colonel, and askd leave to go home because his wife was ill.
"I don't like to refuse, John," said the CO, "but as a matter of fact, I've just had a letter from your wife saying she was allright now and, therefore, leave is not necessary".
The man saluted and turned to go. At the door he stopped, turned and remarked: "Colonel, there are two whopping liars in this regiment, and I'm one of them. I'm not married".
2. The quiet Burglar
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the
burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.
"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house
without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"
3. Satisfying girlfriend
A young man had a new girl friend, whom he wanted to impress, so he invited her to go to a world famous restaurant with him one evening. They dined wonderfully and had numerous drinks; they danced until midnight, and there was a polished musical entertainment. The girl enjoyed the entire evening, and was suitably impressed by everything she saw, including several film stars. Then the waiter brought the bill at the end of the evening, and when the young man saw how much he had to pay, he was so socked by the total that he went as white as a sheet.
The helpful waiter, who was watching his face, thought he might be going to faint, so he quickly poured out a glass of ice-cold water and emptied it over the young man’s head . Then he took the bill back and added to it: “Iced water: 50p”.
LAPD ituLos Angeles Police Department.. >=3
Dah abis kok tp yang makan paman q.. @_@
Q baru aja bangun dr tidur imut q.. Rasanya hari msh panjang.. pifff.. =P
Ini msh blom pasti maw belajar bareng apa ga... Blom dikbrn lg.. >.<
Yah mbul q jg seneng.. tp ndudh kadang" ga liat situasi... eke kan jd sebel jg.. (o''o)
Si mbul lg pleno.. pasti mukanya dudud ato ketiduran... hoho... >=3
Dah abis kok tp yang makan paman q.. @_@
Q baru aja bangun dr tidur imut q.. Rasanya hari msh panjang.. pifff.. =P
Ini msh blom pasti maw belajar bareng apa ga... Blom dikbrn lg.. >.<
Yah mbul q jg seneng.. tp ndudh kadang" ga liat situasi... eke kan jd sebel jg.. (o''o)
Si mbul lg pleno.. pasti mukanya dudud ato ketiduran... hoho... >=3
LAPD?
hwahaaaa.. ih.. cerita"nyua juga mbuL ky km terutama beruangna >=3
ngmg" tapi LAPD apa yah? @__@
iah.. akhir" ini aq ketiduran n kemarin juga lupa bangunin ndudh
sebenernya nda lupa, cuma aq ga gt inged, ndudh maw aq bangunin ato endaq yah @__@
tuinQ".. iah.. kemarin aq banyaK pertanyaan antara aq ama ndudh.. apakah ndudh bosen ama aq.. n q juga berpikir mgk aq bkn tipe ce yg bener" mbul maw >__<"
tp kemarin bener" aq seneng isa ktmu ndudh. tp bukan krn berantemna >=3
tp karena kemarin Qt heph pun gO mbuL bareng >3. puLangna juga soRe.. xixi :)
maKan 'jenGgot papa' lagi.. nyam
dd mu uda mamam jenggot papanya? >3
med tidur bebi, nanti q bangunin jem 7 yah :)
ngmg" tapi LAPD apa yah? @__@
iah.. akhir" ini aq ketiduran n kemarin juga lupa bangunin ndudh
sebenernya nda lupa, cuma aq ga gt inged, ndudh maw aq bangunin ato endaq yah @__@
tuinQ".. iah.. kemarin aq banyaK pertanyaan antara aq ama ndudh.. apakah ndudh bosen ama aq.. n q juga berpikir mgk aq bkn tipe ce yg bener" mbul maw >__<"
tp kemarin bener" aq seneng isa ktmu ndudh. tp bukan krn berantemna >=3
tp karena kemarin Qt heph pun gO mbuL bareng >3. puLangna juga soRe.. xixi :)
maKan 'jenGgot papa' lagi.. nyam
dd mu uda mamam jenggot papanya? >3
med tidur bebi, nanti q bangunin jem 7 yah :)
Senin, 15 September 2008
Service at the right time
Weight Loss Plan
A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.
So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,"If I catch you, you are mine!!!"
He lost 63 pounds that week.
Catch a Rabbit
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in.
They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in.
After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
The Christian Bear
There was a man who one day didnt feel like going to church so he decided to go hunting instead.
He was out in the bush when he was aproched from behind by a bear. He dropped his gun by accident but didnt bother to pick it up.
He ran for his life. Weaving in and out the trees with the bear on his trail. Curving around a tree he triped over its root.
He looked up and the bear looked down. The bear was about to strike at him. He put his hands together and prayed:
"Dear lord, Please let this bear be a christian."
the bear sat down on its bum and held the mans hands, closed his eyes and said: "Dear lord, Thankyou for the food that i am about to recieve"
A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.
So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,"If I catch you, you are mine!!!"
He lost 63 pounds that week.
Catch a Rabbit
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in.
They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in.
After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
The Christian Bear
There was a man who one day didnt feel like going to church so he decided to go hunting instead.
He was out in the bush when he was aproched from behind by a bear. He dropped his gun by accident but didnt bother to pick it up.
He ran for his life. Weaving in and out the trees with the bear on his trail. Curving around a tree he triped over its root.
He looked up and the bear looked down. The bear was about to strike at him. He put his hands together and prayed:
"Dear lord, Please let this bear be a christian."
the bear sat down on its bum and held the mans hands, closed his eyes and said: "Dear lord, Thankyou for the food that i am about to recieve"
oemgeh
huee... itu dpt dr mana tuh storynya... mencerminkan kejayusanmu... @_@
Ah q imut gn... mana mgkn ga bangun... hohoho.. >=3
Q baru aja terbangun dr tidur q.. td rencana maw belajar.. tp kynya blom ada semangat...
Alhasil bsk pagi aja d... Mdh"an ada semangat bsk.. =.=
Ciayooo... =)
Cieh mbuy... rajin amat c... q jd terharu... =p
Td q rada bete ma mbul.. abis ndudh kynya ngmgnya diem trus... ky ga niat ngmg... trus suaranya kecil bgt... pdhl q uda bilang suaranya kekecilan... tp masih aja dikecilin.. =(
Tp untungnya ga bertahan lama betenya...
Ndudh tiba" nanya apa ndudh ngebosenin... >.<
Ga kok... cm yah gt aja... >.<
Ndudh jgn sedih lg.. =(
Q skrg kynya maw hura" dl maen dota untuk mencerahkan pikiran q untuk belajar bsk... hohoho... =)
God give me spirit... ^o^
Mbuy jg ciayo belajarnya... =)
Ah q imut gn... mana mgkn ga bangun... hohoho.. >=3
Q baru aja terbangun dr tidur q.. td rencana maw belajar.. tp kynya blom ada semangat...
Alhasil bsk pagi aja d... Mdh"an ada semangat bsk.. =.=
Ciayooo... =)
Cieh mbuy... rajin amat c... q jd terharu... =p
Td q rada bete ma mbul.. abis ndudh kynya ngmgnya diem trus... ky ga niat ngmg... trus suaranya kecil bgt... pdhl q uda bilang suaranya kekecilan... tp masih aja dikecilin.. =(
Tp untungnya ga bertahan lama betenya...
Ndudh tiba" nanya apa ndudh ngebosenin... >.<
Ga kok... cm yah gt aja... >.<
Ndudh jgn sedih lg.. =(
Q skrg kynya maw hura" dl maen dota untuk mencerahkan pikiran q untuk belajar bsk... hohoho... =)
God give me spirit... ^o^
Mbuy jg ciayo belajarnya... =)
Minggu, 14 September 2008
Five Minute Management Course
Lesson 1
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
________________________________
Lesson 2
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
________________________________
Lesson 3
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
Moral of the story
Always let your boss have the first say.
________________________________
Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
________________________________
Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch..
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
________________________________
Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
________________________________
Lesson 2
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
________________________________
Lesson 3
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
Moral of the story
Always let your boss have the first say.
________________________________
Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
________________________________
Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch..
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
________________________________
Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
selamad pagi bLog :)
hari ini emg bertarget buad nyicil
n mayan uda nyicil 2 diktat hari ini
targetna hari ini uda kelar reviewna, sehingga besok2 isa ngerjain ppt n belajar yg nda ada di diktat, ujian sumatif bahan nda ada di diktat
huhuhuu T___T
gembuL gemBul
pengen liad deh si bubuy tidur ky gmn
pasti ngoRoq
>=3
nanti ketemu :)
c ya :D
hari ini emg bertarget buad nyicil
n mayan uda nyicil 2 diktat hari ini
targetna hari ini uda kelar reviewna, sehingga besok2 isa ngerjain ppt n belajar yg nda ada di diktat, ujian sumatif bahan nda ada di diktat
huhuhuu T___T
gembuL gemBul
pengen liad deh si bubuy tidur ky gmn
pasti ngoRoq
>=3
nanti ketemu :)
c ya :D
Sabtu, 13 September 2008
hueh., mbul ajak aq kencan? (='__'=) jadi maLu.. pipp
yah maw dung >=3
btw ketika tadi pagi q terbangun, ada ngko juga
ternyata dia pulang toh.. >=3
dan dia lgs menduduki kompie bagaikan pakubuMih
tp aq minta ijin mw nulis surat buad pupo dl >=3
mbuL gembuL ih lom bangun"
nanti kaLo jem 10-11 lom bangun juga aq serang pake serangan miSkol
GG
biar tidurna nda tenang pipp
abiz tidur kok laMa banegd
>=3
toenQ :)
ketika tadi pagi
aq baru inged jumad ini aq uda ujian lagi :(
akhirna aq susun" rencana
dan aq mulai belajar hari ini
jd jadwal hari ini, review diktat dl
tp nanti aja dh
>=3
yah maw dung >=3
btw ketika tadi pagi q terbangun, ada ngko juga
ternyata dia pulang toh.. >=3
dan dia lgs menduduki kompie bagaikan pakubuMih
tp aq minta ijin mw nulis surat buad pupo dl >=3
mbuL gembuL ih lom bangun"
nanti kaLo jem 10-11 lom bangun juga aq serang pake serangan miSkol
GG
biar tidurna nda tenang pipp
abiz tidur kok laMa banegd
>=3
toenQ :)
ketika tadi pagi
aq baru inged jumad ini aq uda ujian lagi :(
akhirna aq susun" rencana
dan aq mulai belajar hari ini
jd jadwal hari ini, review diktat dl
tp nanti aja dh
>=3
pseudodudud?
Tuinqq... q baru plg dr maen dota...
Td uda mam jg ma bihun goreng... xixixi.. =P
Da kelar mandi jg.. >=3
Yah terkesan dunk... q kan orgnya easily touched... (o''o)
iah mbuy... maw kapan" mam pagi brg lg? hehehe... =)
Mending diiket aja rambutnya biar lohannya terlihat.. >=)
Sapa taw bener karena iku.. >.<
Si mbuy lg maen mbuy house... dasar kerjaannya kl ga maen tdr makan.. pifff.. =)
Td uda mam jg ma bihun goreng... xixixi.. =P
Da kelar mandi jg.. >=3
Yah terkesan dunk... q kan orgnya easily touched... (o''o)
iah mbuy... maw kapan" mam pagi brg lg? hehehe... =)
Mending diiket aja rambutnya biar lohannya terlihat.. >=)
Sapa taw bener karena iku.. >.<
Si mbuy lg maen mbuy house... dasar kerjaannya kl ga maen tdr makan.. pifff.. =)
pseudoacne
huah.. aq sebenernya nda nyangka ndudh terkesan n seneng banged ama hadiah botol Q.. >___< tp aq seneng kl ndudh seneng :) banged malah :D
tp ndudh beneran taru di kulkas? GG
aq juga dari CL dikasi seto, jayuz2 gt, sebenernya kl ntn pelem jayuz gt, reaksi q pasti: ga manyun, ga ketawa juga, tp jadinya nyengir2 senyum2 wekekek
wiwh.. gile.. ngko blm pulang gt. misterius juga HP nda isa dihubungi padahal tadi siang di sms - i katanya mw pulang jem 6 @__@
apa jgn2 diculik? amit2 jgn d x[
ndudh sekarang lagi berdota n mojoQ ria nih ama roy >=3
katanya mw mamam jem 9an, dtunggu kabarna :)
jgn mamam malem" ah :3
jgn ampe ga mam jg
awas
pupi gigid >(
tadi pagi juga isa ktmu gmbuL
akhirna, jarang2 isa mamam pagi bareng ndudh :)
tadi juga abiz facial..
yah.. penderitaan seperti biasa
q berdoa2 ama yg Diatas supaya penderitaannya nda kerasa banget
n kyna dikabulin, facial yg sblm ini penderitaannya lebih kerasa dibanding yg ini
thx God ^___^v
sekarang mgk mw program menaikan Poni >=3
soalna menurutku si.. kalo jerawat di jidad itu berhubungan ama keringat dan rambut
jadi bukan jerawat gt >.< soalna ku ga pernah tuh, jerawat disana bertumbuh gede ato mateng. jadi mgk seperti pseudoacne? *saahhh* *istilah ndiri GG*
kalo soal kulit halus si.. dicoba dl metode yg tlah disarankan beberapa orang.. metode facial..
tp ndudh beneran taru di kulkas? GG
aq juga dari CL dikasi seto, jayuz2 gt, sebenernya kl ntn pelem jayuz gt, reaksi q pasti: ga manyun, ga ketawa juga, tp jadinya nyengir2 senyum2 wekekek
wiwh.. gile.. ngko blm pulang gt. misterius juga HP nda isa dihubungi padahal tadi siang di sms - i katanya mw pulang jem 6 @__@
apa jgn2 diculik? amit2 jgn d x[
ndudh sekarang lagi berdota n mojoQ ria nih ama roy >=3
katanya mw mamam jem 9an, dtunggu kabarna :)
jgn mamam malem" ah :3
jgn ampe ga mam jg
awas
pupi gigid >(
tadi pagi juga isa ktmu gmbuL
akhirna, jarang2 isa mamam pagi bareng ndudh :)
tadi juga abiz facial..
yah.. penderitaan seperti biasa
q berdoa2 ama yg Diatas supaya penderitaannya nda kerasa banget
n kyna dikabulin, facial yg sblm ini penderitaannya lebih kerasa dibanding yg ini
thx God ^___^v
sekarang mgk mw program menaikan Poni >=3
soalna menurutku si.. kalo jerawat di jidad itu berhubungan ama keringat dan rambut
jadi bukan jerawat gt >.< soalna ku ga pernah tuh, jerawat disana bertumbuh gede ato mateng. jadi mgk seperti pseudoacne? *saahhh* *istilah ndiri GG*
kalo soal kulit halus si.. dicoba dl metode yg tlah disarankan beberapa orang.. metode facial..
Kamis, 11 September 2008
Tuinq... Q baru aja balik dari CL ma mbul... =p
Td smpt emosi gt ngeliat ndudh ceroboh bgt dompet bs lupa trh mana... =(
Trus sama uda foto cape" malah ga maw repot maen apus aja... Ky q ga berharga aja... >o<
Tp pulangnya dpt botol yg ndudh bilang maw ksh q... Makasih lho mbul... da bkn ky gt... q seneng dan terkesan lho.. =)
Makasih atas usaha mbuy... ^^
Td smpt emosi gt ngeliat ndudh ceroboh bgt dompet bs lupa trh mana... =(
Trus sama uda foto cape" malah ga maw repot maen apus aja... Ky q ga berharga aja... >o<
Tp pulangnya dpt botol yg ndudh bilang maw ksh q... Makasih lho mbul... da bkn ky gt... q seneng dan terkesan lho.. =)
Makasih atas usaha mbuy... ^^
Rabu, 10 September 2008
iah... tp tmbn msh kenal rasa malu... (o''o)
Q baru aja blk dr taa we... 2004 juara lho.. xixixi... ga sia" tanding we di gading trus... >=3
Kata si andri hadiahnya 10 jt lho... tp q rasa pasti uang monopoli... @_@
Cieh.. td ujiannya lmyn bs yah... bagus dunk ga sia" belajar... =P
Bsk mo ketemu si mbul d... tp pgn liat ndudh facial... >3
Bsk jg kynya maw maen futsal 1 jem baru ktm bubuy.. =)
Duh ujian masih ga jelas tgl 20 apa ga... jd ga ada niat belajar... =.="
Hura" dl ah... yippie... =)
Q baru aja blk dr taa we... 2004 juara lho.. xixixi... ga sia" tanding we di gading trus... >=3
Kata si andri hadiahnya 10 jt lho... tp q rasa pasti uang monopoli... @_@
Cieh.. td ujiannya lmyn bs yah... bagus dunk ga sia" belajar... =P
Bsk mo ketemu si mbul d... tp pgn liat ndudh facial... >3
Bsk jg kynya maw maen futsal 1 jem baru ktm bubuy.. =)
Duh ujian masih ga jelas tgl 20 apa ga... jd ga ada niat belajar... =.="
Hura" dl ah... yippie... =)
Selasa, 09 September 2008
wew.. menggembulkan perud yang tak isa embul.. seperti pepatah aja.. jadi malu (='.'=)
hari ini hari q ujian
tadi aq bangun jem stengah 5 buad review lagih..
yah aq si uda mayan mantep walaupun gha smwanya aq pelajari
jadinya nanti kl ujiannya susa n aq ga bisa pun
aq ga akan menyesal karena uda belajar maximal ^^
ndduh xLna gembul banget sms km ke xl n m3 pending mulu @__@ walaupun uda direstart
berarti ini skr emg dari xLna =.-
nanti mw sms lagi ah.. pas uda maw mam..
tp sekarang uda maw mam si..
piff
mamam dl :)
btw di kamar q ada suara berdenging yg aneh.. bzzz deket meja belajar lagi
entah itu suara apa @__@ kyaaaa >__<
hari ini hari q ujian
tadi aq bangun jem stengah 5 buad review lagih..
yah aq si uda mayan mantep walaupun gha smwanya aq pelajari
jadinya nanti kl ujiannya susa n aq ga bisa pun
aq ga akan menyesal karena uda belajar maximal ^^
ndduh xLna gembul banget sms km ke xl n m3 pending mulu @__@ walaupun uda direstart
berarti ini skr emg dari xLna =.-
nanti mw sms lagi ah.. pas uda maw mam..
tp sekarang uda maw mam si..
piff
mamam dl :)
btw di kamar q ada suara berdenging yg aneh.. bzzz deket meja belajar lagi
entah itu suara apa @__@ kyaaaa >__<
Sabtu, 06 September 2008
Ah...
Ah... kapan sih kamu pernah ga tdr? >=3
Hidup kok tidak sehat... gg... =p
Iah dunk... aq gt lho.. pip... =)
Nanti kynya q maw gunting rambut lho... trus bsk kynya kmgknan 75% jd ke bandung... tp cm pergi hari kok..=p
Trus ada gosip ktnya ujian mo diundur lg jd oktober lho.. @_@
Rabu q jg tanding we... xixixi...
Susah sibuk amat jd org terkenal... hohoho... ;)
Si mbuy skrg pasti lg mam... menggembulkan perudnya yang tak pernah bs mbul... =p
Ciayo belajarnya.. =)
Hidup kok tidak sehat... gg... =p
Iah dunk... aq gt lho.. pip... =)
Nanti kynya q maw gunting rambut lho... trus bsk kynya kmgknan 75% jd ke bandung... tp cm pergi hari kok..=p
Trus ada gosip ktnya ujian mo diundur lg jd oktober lho.. @_@
Rabu q jg tanding we... xixixi...
Susah sibuk amat jd org terkenal... hohoho... ;)
Si mbuy skrg pasti lg mam... menggembulkan perudnya yang tak pernah bs mbul... =p
Ciayo belajarnya.. =)
ugh.. tapi tidur kan.. hidupku T___T hidupmu juga kan? GG >=3
kemarin sbtlna antara bener" reach target ato enda
soalna kemarin terakhir" pas mw kelarin diktat ke 2
ngantukkk banget
halaman" terakhir baca" asal lewat
bobo d
@___@
karena itu pagi ini mw ngulang diktat ke 2 dl
baru belajar diktat ke 3 ama ke 4
oia smalem juga ely sms
katanya ku pelajarin juga ga slide" versi PDF kuliah2 nya
soalnya emg banyak si yg beda
gile
yg 7 diktat ini aja lom kelar
apa kburu PDF
ku si lebih milih belajar ini sama baca2 buku
kalo2 sempet baru liad PDF
kalo
sempet
kubilang si kaga sempet
wkwkwk
semalem juga mbuL buas ni pulang jem 1
tapi siangna mainna lebih bagus kan?
xixi
pemain bintang.. pipp :)
ngomong2 ngko juga lebih buas lagi pulangnya
dia pulang jem 3 pagi kata bokap
gile @___@
skr maw beLajar lagi :)
kemarin sbtlna antara bener" reach target ato enda
soalna kemarin terakhir" pas mw kelarin diktat ke 2
ngantukkk banget
halaman" terakhir baca" asal lewat
bobo d
@___@
karena itu pagi ini mw ngulang diktat ke 2 dl
baru belajar diktat ke 3 ama ke 4
oia smalem juga ely sms
katanya ku pelajarin juga ga slide" versi PDF kuliah2 nya
soalnya emg banyak si yg beda
gile
yg 7 diktat ini aja lom kelar
apa kburu PDF
ku si lebih milih belajar ini sama baca2 buku
kalo2 sempet baru liad PDF
kalo
sempet
kubilang si kaga sempet
wkwkwk
semalem juga mbuL buas ni pulang jem 1
tapi siangna mainna lebih bagus kan?
xixi
pemain bintang.. pipp :)
ngomong2 ngko juga lebih buas lagi pulangnya
dia pulang jem 3 pagi kata bokap
gile @___@
skr maw beLajar lagi :)
Jumat, 05 September 2008
Pelupaaa...
Baru aja kelar woe... lumayan woenya dibanding woe" sebelumnya yang kerjaan cm msk emper trus dc... @_@
Td dpt 2 kastil baru... xixixi... =)
Ndudh pasti di DM ngmgnya terbata" ato ga taw maw ngmg apa... gg.. >=3
Ndudh jg lupa kan maw ksh q sesuatu... ditunda trus sih... =(
Iah mbuy... maap... abis ndudh jg susah dibilanginnya... pifff... =p
Bsk maw maen bola lg tanding lwn 2006... Menang pun ga lolos ke final.. yah yg penting maen baik aja d... =)
Bsk jg maw nungkrung lg kynya di sumarecon... Skalian maw ntn kl jadi... =p
Mbuy mst belajar yg rajin... Jgn tdr trus... >=3
Td dpt 2 kastil baru... xixixi... =)
Ndudh pasti di DM ngmgnya terbata" ato ga taw maw ngmg apa... gg.. >=3
Ndudh jg lupa kan maw ksh q sesuatu... ditunda trus sih... =(
Iah mbuy... maap... abis ndudh jg susah dibilanginnya... pifff... =p
Bsk maw maen bola lg tanding lwn 2006... Menang pun ga lolos ke final.. yah yg penting maen baik aja d... =)
Bsk jg maw nungkrung lg kynya di sumarecon... Skalian maw ntn kl jadi... =p
Mbuy mst belajar yg rajin... Jgn tdr trus... >=3
Rabu, 03 September 2008
selamad pagi.. :D
huhu bisanya nyapa pas paGi >=3
minggu ini uda masuk ke modul geriatri
mayan semangad juga si masuk modul ini
gara2 pulangnya rata2 ga sore2 smwa
jadinya bs banyak waktu deh :D
hari ini jga pulangnya siang
jadi mungkin bisa nselesain tugas jadinya nda tidur malem :)
kemarin baru aja ketemu ndudh di TA uhm.. ketemunya si di jembatan >=3
tp q ada lupa sesuatu ni.. gimana ya.. huhu T___T
dodol suka nunda" si :(
kemarin seneng deh isa mam platinum setelah sekian lama.. hahaa
di TA pula :3
sayangna qt nda gt pny banyaq waktu >__<
tp gpp
mana ndudh mili laguna ky Om" ih.. piff >=3
paling kesel dikatain ndudh selera mbak"..
awal" si biasa" aja..
cm kesel aja perasaan ndudh ga nanggepin pendapat..n lgs judge..
q kan jg pas awal" ga ngejek lgu mandarin kok..
dan ga bermaksud.
huhu ~___~
huhu bisanya nyapa pas paGi >=3
minggu ini uda masuk ke modul geriatri
mayan semangad juga si masuk modul ini
gara2 pulangnya rata2 ga sore2 smwa
jadinya bs banyak waktu deh :D
hari ini jga pulangnya siang
jadi mungkin bisa nselesain tugas jadinya nda tidur malem :)
kemarin baru aja ketemu ndudh di TA uhm.. ketemunya si di jembatan >=3
tp q ada lupa sesuatu ni.. gimana ya.. huhu T___T
dodol suka nunda" si :(
kemarin seneng deh isa mam platinum setelah sekian lama.. hahaa
di TA pula :3
sayangna qt nda gt pny banyaq waktu >__<
tp gpp
mana ndudh mili laguna ky Om" ih.. piff >=3
paling kesel dikatain ndudh selera mbak"..
awal" si biasa" aja..
cm kesel aja perasaan ndudh ga nanggepin pendapat..n lgs judge..
q kan jg pas awal" ga ngejek lgu mandarin kok..
dan ga bermaksud.
huhu ~___~
Senin, 01 September 2008
bangun bangun !
sip"..
ayu bangun dudh, saHur!
telad nda maKan loh >=3
whew ceped amad yah uda jem setengah 6 lagi.. uda saadna mengudap pagi lagi @__@
hh..
hari ini hari pertama masuk kuL lagi
masuk ke sub moduL geriatri
jemnya ga jelas gt
ada yg blg jem 7 ada yg bilang jem stenga 8 swt
keMarin pas kasih kata" di DM semped tegang tp untungnya ga tegang2 banget
walaupun ada beberapa kata beLibet
tp syukurna isa dilewati dg mayan lancaR
:)
seneng juga si kL ada acara" gt xixi :D
ndudh jgn mOlorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! >=3
ayu bangun dudh, saHur!
telad nda maKan loh >=3
whew ceped amad yah uda jem setengah 6 lagi.. uda saadna mengudap pagi lagi @__@
hh..
hari ini hari pertama masuk kuL lagi
masuk ke sub moduL geriatri
jemnya ga jelas gt
ada yg blg jem 7 ada yg bilang jem stenga 8 swt
keMarin pas kasih kata" di DM semped tegang tp untungnya ga tegang2 banget
walaupun ada beberapa kata beLibet
tp syukurna isa dilewati dg mayan lancaR
:)
seneng juga si kL ada acara" gt xixi :D
ndudh jgn mOlorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! >=3
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