* My teacher yelled me

Margaret: Why are you so upset?
Debbie: My teacher just yelled at me for something
I didn't do !
Margaret: What ?
Debbie: My Homework...



* "Why are men and women so different?"

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

A woman marries a man expecting that he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.